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  2. oomshi:

    i don’t even want a relationship i just want someone to grab my butt & tell me i’m hot

    (via kaylalaughsalot)

     
  3. peter-pan-mentality:

    My favorite sea creature

    (Source: son-0f-zeus, via setbabiesonfire)

     
  4. fariedesign:

    Lies on screens.

    more.

    (via myexquisitevibes)

     

  5. beyoncebeytwice:

    if u go through my phones call log all you see is my mothers number over and over

    (via littleshitabadeer)

     

  6. a whole pizza couldn’t hurt.

    breakups suck

     
  7. belladonnahurts:

    BellaDonnaHurts~Metal Head Forever

     
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  9. Joel: I can’t see anything that I don’t like about you. 

    Clementine: But you will! But you will. You know, you will think of things. And I’ll get bored with you and feel trapped because that’s what happens with me. 

    - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, 2004 (dir. Michel Gondry)

    (via blueberrynocturne)

     

  10. dokibots:

    haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

    (via blueberrynocturne)

     
  11. (Source: beach-sounds-good, via jamjars)

     

  12. lion-eyes03:

    IF HER BRA MATCHES HER PANTIES THEN CONGRATS YOU’RE GETTING LAID

    by the time you see her matching undergarments i would think it would be obvious you were getting laid unless you have a tendency to be with assholes.

    (via whispersfromsociety)

     

  13. editoress:

    "SIT LIKE A LADY"

    NO

    image

    (via littleshitabadeer)

     

  14. drunkdilf:

    bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

    (Source: cyberho, via reflectionsonlife)

     
  15. twisted-transistorr:

    let’s try this again